Blake, dahlin, you know we love you like a fat kid loves cake. You're gorgeous, talented, have an A-list boyfriend, and you're not affected by fame...
We also love the above. Or about 3/4 of it. Waist up, you look fierce, but waist down? Not so much. You NEED to be calling Esquire and asking WTF they've done to your normally fabulous legs. In the above, they look like they've been photoshopped from some damn mannequin. Seriously, what is up with that?
Either that, or the make up artist who oiled up your legs till they were a different colour from the rest of you, needs to have their arse FIRED.
Still, because it's obviously not your fault and because we love you so much, we'll be lenient this time...
VERDICT: 7.9/10 - but w/o those f'ed up legs, it would have been an 8.3...
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