“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”
In news that we're sure came as a surprise to about five people, Cheryl dumped Ashley very publicly just an hour or so ago.
Seriously, though. Did that fool really think she'd forgive him this time? Five women, Ashley, really? Did you not learn from Tiger's mistake? And the real insult is that not one of them were even half as pretty as your wifey. That's not cool.
'Oh, it would kill me to lose my wife'. Well, you should have thought about that before you decided to sleep with every woman this side of Katie Price. NO, we're not interested in your excuses. Talk about humiliating your wife; after she publicly stood up for you and your obviously shaky marriage with her album 3 Words and hit single Fight For This Love.
Not to lecture, Cheryl, sweetie, cause you know we're not the kind to judge, but you should have dumped his arse two years ago when he first pulled ish like this. It was different with VB and DB; they had kids, and he'd only cheated on her with ONE woman - and he's been the perfect husband ever since. This fool made you look stupid with FOUR women last time, you should have dropped him like a used tissue.
Still, now that you have, look to the future. You can finally make that move to the US, have a starring role in the X Factor over there without fear of recriminations from the idiot, and find yourself an even better looking guy...
Ever onwards and upwards, sweetie. Ever onwards and upwards...
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