Tuesday, 16 February 2010

VERDICT: Christina Hendricks On The Cover Of New York Magazine...

VERDICT: Christina Hendricks On The Cover Of New York Magazine...


Our girl, Christina H, is what we like to call FAH - Fabulous As Hell. We love. Love. LOVE. And we also happen to love the sickness that is Mad Men. And we ah-dore her in the above.

The Titian long hair.

That corset.

We love. What else is there to say?

VERDICT: 8.4/10

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VERDICT: The Gaga/Queen B Telephone Remixes Single Cover...

VERDICT: The Gaga/Queen B Telephone Remixes Single Cover...


Girls, we love this, but we need the video, OK? We've waited - and salivated - long enough. We love the above, it's sick and all, but we need actual footage, now. OK? OK. Just wanted to get that all out.

SIDENOTE: We love the above. It looks very Austin Powers-ish, and there ain't nothing wrong with that ('cept for the Queen's acting, cause we got mucho love for you, but that was CAB).

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VERDICT: Jessica Simpson On The Cover Of Allure ..

VERDICT: Jessica Simpson On The Cover Of Allure ..

Very pretty, very simple. A little airbrush-happy, but we can deal with it. Good to see Jess back on the cover of magz again.
VERDICT: 7.4/10 - the weird lip-twist thing doesn't work for us.

2010 BRITS SPECIAL: Lady Gaga Does Telephone And Dance In The Dark...

2010 BRITS SPECIAL: Lady Gaga Does Telephone And Dance In The Dark...




We actually really liked this; very stripped back, very Speechless like.

R.I.P. Alexander McQueen


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PICTURES: More Shots From The Lady Gaga/ Queen B Telephone Vid...

PICTURES: More Shots From The Lady Gaga/ Queen B Telephone Vid...


OMG, this looks EPIC. The Gagita says that she 'feels sorry for the Bad Romance' video, cause Telephone is so good. We feel sorry for it too, sweetie, if this the way you and the Queen B are coming!!



2010 BRITS: Cheryl Cole's Fight For This Love Performance...

2010 BRITS: Cheryl Cole's Fight For This Love Performance...




We know what you guys are thinking.

How dare C.C. try to recreate the MJ/DC3 'toaster' trick? That was our first thought. And, can we just say, FAIL.

FAIL.

FAIL.

In no way did she manage to make it work, and those mirrored aviators just looked TTH. Unless of course they were to hide the pain of yet another unwarranted betrayal courtesy of Ashley Cole, in which case, sweetie, feel free to keep them on.

Only she didn't.

She then attempted to break it down with 15 million dancers, something only the best should attempt - the Queen B, Shakira or Lady Gaga, come to mind as successful recent examples.

And, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the miming accusations started flooding in, though, to be fair, according to our sources, she wasn't.

Still, from start to finish, it was an epic fail. And we say that with love.

The only saving grace? The fact that she cares about her performances, and tries her best. What we cannot stand are artists who don't, but we won't name names (though you know who we're talking about).

On To The Next One...


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INTERVIEW: Jessica Szohr On Jimmy Fallon...

INTERVIEW: Jessica Szohr On Jimmy Fallon...




Not just a pretty face, that Jessica - numerous LOL moments...

Remember, Gossip Girl returns 8th March...


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VIDEO PREMIERE: The BEP's New Epic Double Vid - Imma Be Rocking That Body...

VIDEO PREMIERE: The BEP's New Epic Double Vid - Imma Be Rocking That Body...





Epic. Epic. Epic.


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Monday, 15 February 2010

PERFORMANCE: Rihanna Does Rude Boy On Ellen Degeneres

PERFORMANCE: Rihanna Does Rude Boy On Ellen Degeneres




While admittedly being somewhat better than most of the performances we've seen delivered courtesy of Rhi, this is still substandard at best.

If we were to rate it, we'd give it a 4.1.

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Saturday, 13 February 2010