We're shocked...
Completely Shocked...
The stupider half of Speidi (yeah, we know you're having difficulty working it out... it's Spencer Pratt, this time) has called his wife 'the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson'.
Yes. He really went that far.
After Heidi's now infamously awful bomb of a performance on Miss Universe, we had hoped that they would both just crawl under a stone and leave us alone. This was sadly not the case. Even after she was universally PANNED by everyone this side of the Dalai Lama ( we personally thought it was the WORST performance we have seen since Cassie's BET debacle), they had the nerve to act like it was reminiscent of Britney's kick-arse 2000 VMA performance (which we clocked as soon as we saw Heidi's wannabe nude coloured costume). Which is a disgrace in and of itself, because, despite the fact that many think Britney doesn't exactly have the best voice, can't nobody say that the Princess of Pop doesn't KILL it when it comes to performing (see her 2001 VMA Slave 4 U performance... nuff said).
However, just today, we discovered that he has now dubbed her the MJ of next year.
Not only is this tasteless and highly inaproppriate because of the King Of Pop's recent passing, but we also wondered just how delusional Spencer must be. Heidi 'I-Can't-Hold-A-Note' Montag (yeah, she just aint into Spencer enough to have his surname anymore) of the wack song Body Language equal MJ of Beat It, Thriller, Bad, Black and White, You Are Not Alone... I could go on.
It's just a joke.
A very unfunny joke.
But a joke all the same.
All we can hope is that this is just a pathetic attempt to garner her some much-needed publicity. But even if that is the case, it just makes it even more clear just how stupid Spencer is. Comparing your wife to the greatest entertainer of all time just invites ridicule and even more widespread derision, you idiot. You're not doing her any favours by blabbing your mouth left, right and centre. Just shut up and remove your desperate arse from anywhere we may see you.
All we can be thankful for is that their 15 minutes is almost up.
2 minutes, 13 seconds and counting...
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9aa6BYK0gc - if case u haven't seen it...)
Completely Shocked...
The stupider half of Speidi (yeah, we know you're having difficulty working it out... it's Spencer Pratt, this time) has called his wife 'the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson'.
Yes. He really went that far.
After Heidi's now infamously awful bomb of a performance on Miss Universe, we had hoped that they would both just crawl under a stone and leave us alone. This was sadly not the case. Even after she was universally PANNED by everyone this side of the Dalai Lama ( we personally thought it was the WORST performance we have seen since Cassie's BET debacle), they had the nerve to act like it was reminiscent of Britney's kick-arse 2000 VMA performance (which we clocked as soon as we saw Heidi's wannabe nude coloured costume). Which is a disgrace in and of itself, because, despite the fact that many think Britney doesn't exactly have the best voice, can't nobody say that the Princess of Pop doesn't KILL it when it comes to performing (see her 2001 VMA Slave 4 U performance... nuff said).
However, just today, we discovered that he has now dubbed her the MJ of next year.
Not only is this tasteless and highly inaproppriate because of the King Of Pop's recent passing, but we also wondered just how delusional Spencer must be. Heidi 'I-Can't-Hold-A-Note' Montag (yeah, she just aint into Spencer enough to have his surname anymore) of the wack song Body Language equal MJ of Beat It, Thriller, Bad, Black and White, You Are Not Alone... I could go on.
It's just a joke.
A very unfunny joke.
But a joke all the same.
All we can hope is that this is just a pathetic attempt to garner her some much-needed publicity. But even if that is the case, it just makes it even more clear just how stupid Spencer is. Comparing your wife to the greatest entertainer of all time just invites ridicule and even more widespread derision, you idiot. You're not doing her any favours by blabbing your mouth left, right and centre. Just shut up and remove your desperate arse from anywhere we may see you.
All we can be thankful for is that their 15 minutes is almost up.
2 minutes, 13 seconds and counting...
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9aa6BYK0gc - if case u haven't seen it...)
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She's pathetic. that's why i usually watch music awards and stuff. The 2011 Grammys this year was pretty promising, I"ll tell ya. Mick Jagger was there, because he was getting a Lifetime Achievement in Music Award along with Aretha Franklin, and Mick sang Everybody Needs Somebody to Love. I DVR'ed it and had to fast forward thru it to find him. I guess they saved the best for last, huh?
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