Yes, we're back, bitches. Missed us? We know you have...
So, to make up for it, we've posted below some more of our most memorable moments of the last decade...
Enjoy...
31) The Shocking Photos O
f Kate Moss Snorting Coke - The Mirror will forever go down in infamy for this. But you can't keep a bad girl down. Not for long, anyway. This bish made more money in the 07 than in any other year of her career. She made a bigger comeback than the eighties. And, for that alone, we salute you, Kate.
32) Paris Hilton's Biggest Starring Role: A Night In Paris - The tape that started the craze of the celebrity sex tape, and paved the way for bigger douches to release videos of them and their exes (shout out to Z-lister, Ray J here).
33) The Union And Subsequent Breakup Of Blake And Amy - the only thing we kinda miss from their relationship was the music - the genius Back To Black - still waiting on that next album, Amy.
34) Jade Goody's Tragic Battle With Cancer - no words. A moment of silence, please.
35) MJ's Second Paedophilia Trial - of which he was, naturally, acquitted. Cause the man was innocent, but sadly misguided when it came to making friends with obvious golddiggers...
36) Those Shocking Photos Of Whitney Houston's House - we were shocked. SHOCKED. But at least she was inspired to break up that disaster of a marriage to whatshisname and get her life back on track, with a subsequent #1 album and upcoming world tour.
37) The Tsunami - again, a moment of silence, please.
38) London Transport Closing Down For The First Time In January 09 - WACK. WACK. WACK. But at least we had an excuse for not showing up to work, school, anywhere, really. *Sigh* life was good...
39) The Deepest Recession Since The War - we won't bore you, cause we know by now you must have heard more than enough about it. So we'll move on swiftly...
40) Hurricane Katrina - Tragic, and handled terribly by the government (and inspired one of Kanye's infamous rants, Bush Hates Black) a moment of silence, please.
41) 9/11 - tragic. A moment of silence, please.
42) The Split Of POP Britney And POP Justin - One of pop's most famous and beloved couples. We still feel their break up almost eight years later. For those of you still holding out hope for a reunion, let it go. That ship has sailed out the harbour.
43) Cassie's Shambolic BET Performance - yes, we know you don't remember who this chick is. For those that need a reminder of how bad she actually is, head over to youtube and type in Cassie. BET. Don't worry, we'll wait.
44) The Breakup And Makeup Of Paris And Nicole - thank God they're besties again. They're the female Ben and Matt.
45) The Rise Of Youtube, Facebook, Myspace, Bebo, Twitter - where would we be without any of these? Our lives before these were a lot less fulfilled....
TBC
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