Purely because of the above shot, we've decided to add a new feature to this blog, CANDIDS.
How many ways is it possible to enthuse about how much we LOVE, yes, LOVE, the above? The Queen is working that floor like it's a runway with FIERCE Alexander Mc Queen shoes and those curves on FULL display, while Jay is stepping, rocking one hell of an ensemble, both with indoor sunglasses.
What isn't there to love about these two?
yes. Yes. YES.
So, here it is, bunnies! The last installment of our favourite songs of the decade...
We've come such a long way *wipe away tears*...
Enjoy...
191) No Air - Chris Brown & Jordin Sparks
192) Make It Clap - Busta Rhymes
193) Pass The Courvoisier - Busta Rhymes
194) I Know What U Want - Busta Rhymes ft Mariah Carey
195) Slow Jamz - Twista ft Jamie Foxx
196) Never Let Me Down - Kanye West & Jay Z
197) Halo - Queen B
198) P.I.M.P. - 50 Cent
199) Hallelujah - Alexandra Burke
200) Do You Know - Enrique Iglesias
201) Shake Your Tail Feather - Nelly, Diddy, Murphy Lee
202) Hero - Enrique Iglesias
203) Thong Song - Sisqo
204) Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
205) When I'm Gone - Eminem
206) AM To PM - Christina Milian
207) Slow Down - Bobby Valentino
208) Lose My Breath - DC3
209) You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse
210) Me Against The Music - Britney Spears ft Madonna
TBC...
No, not really...
- Just Above Really Butters
- Butters
- Just Above Butters
- Quite Butters
- Borderline Average ( Jason De Rulo)
- Low Average ( 50 Cent)
- Average ( Ne-yo... no offence, peeps, you know we love us some Ne-yo)
- High Average ( Rhi)
- Quite Pretty (Lo Bosworth)
- Borderline Pretty (America Ferrera)
- Low Pretty (Shenae Grimes)
- Pretty (Alexandra Burke)
- High Pretty ( Leighton Meester)
( There is also a Between Pretty And Really Pretty) (Taylor Momsen)
- Low Really Pretty (Jessica Stroup)
-Just Really Pretty ( Jayde Nicoles, Brody's ex)
- Just Above Really Pretty (Blake Lively)
- High Really Pretty (Heidi Pratt)
( here there is a between Really Pretty and Really Really Pretty) (Sarah Hyland)
- Borderline Really Really Pretty (read Good Looking here: Marvin from JLS)
- Low Really Really Pretty ( Cheryl Cole)
- Really Really Pretty ( read Good Looking here as well: Nelly)
- High Really Really Pretty ( Anna Lynne McCord)
(Here there is a between Really Really Pretty and So Pretty) (Jaslene ANTM Cycle 8)
- Borderline So Pretty (Olivia Palermo)
- Low So Pretty (Alessandro Ambrosio)
- So Pretty (Whitney Port)
- High So Pretty (Solange)
( here there is a between So Pretty and All That) (Jessica Stam)
- Low All That (Megan Fox)
- All That (Queen B)
- High All That (Adrianna Lima)
- All That And More (Kelly Rowland)
- All That And Far More (Selita E Banks)
So, without further ado, on to our list (not in any specific order)...
1) Selita E Banks - All That And Far More
19) Joe Jonas - Good Looking
131) With Me - Sum 41
132) Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
133) Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani ft Eve
134) Let Me Blow Your Mind - Eve ft Gwen Stefani
135) Lean Back - Fat Joe
136) Lollipop - Lil Wayne
137) Leave (Get Out) - Jojo
138) Breathe Me - Sia
139) Look - Sebastien Tellier
140) Get Low - Lil Jon
141) 1 Thing - Amerie
142) With Or Without You - U2
143) Case Of The Ex- Mya
144) It's OK - Atomic Kitten
145) Goodies - Ciara
146) 1,2, Step - Ciara
147) So What - P!nk
148) There U Go - P!nk
149) Ridin' - Chamillionaire
150) Bad Day - Daniel Powter
151) Crush.Crush.Crush - Paramore
152) Afrodisiac - Brandy
153) Welcome To Heartbreak - Kanye West
154) Californication - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
155) Crank Dat Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy (sadly, yes...)
156) It's Not Over - Daughtry
157) La Ritournelle - Sebastien Tellier
158) 21 Seconds - So Solid Crew
159) Number 1 - Tinchy Stryder
160) Soulmate - Natasha Bedingfield
161) Turn Me On - Kevin Lyttle
162) Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
163) Bad Boy For Life - Diddy
164) Ignition RMX - R Kelly
165) Perfect Gentleman - Wyclef Jean
166) Down - Jay Sean
167) Foolish - Ashanti
168) Always On Time - Ashanti
169) What's Luv - Fat Joe ft Ashanti
170) No More - 3LW
171) One Wish - Ray J (Famewhore that he is, it was a good track)
172) Move B**** - Ludacris
173) Breathe - Blue Cantrell ft Sean Paul
174) They - Jem
175) Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
176) Clubbin' - Marques Houston
177) All The Small Things - Blink 182
178) Can't Fight The Moonlight - Leann Rimes
179) Switch - Will Smith
180) I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
181) Hey Ya - Outkast
182) Milkshake - Kelis
183) One Call Away - Chingy
184) Not Me, Not I - Delta Goodrem
185) Let Me Love You - Mario
186) It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
187) Dip It Low- Christina Milian
188) Beggin' - Madcon
189) He Wasn't Man Enough For Me - Toni Braxton
190) When Love Takes Over - David Guetta
We must acknowledge, and, below, we do...
2000
- Britney's Oops I Did It Again Striptease Performance - you know this ish is gon go down in history. It was EPIC and you know it.
2001
- Britney's Slave 4 U VMA Performance - the snake, the cage, the barefoot gyrating and sick choreography. It's too much, dahlin, too much (said like Edna in The Incredibles. Bish is fierce).
- Janet's All 4 U Performance At Her MTV Icons - showing those bitches exactly why she's an icon. It's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty...
- J To Tha L.O. Play EMA Performance - ignore the craazy choreography; for coming down in that plane alone, this ish must be recognised.
2002
- Shakira's Whenever Wherever VMA Performance - ah, Shakira. What's there not to love?
2003
- Queen B's First Solo VMA Performance Of #1 Smash Crazy In Love/ Baby Boy - if only for the fact that this cemented the launch of one of the biggest careers of the decade, this must be mentioned.
- Christina A/ Britney/ Madonna/ Missy Elliott In That Performance At The VMAs - cause you know that kiss was all over the headlines the next morning, along with the snapshot of JT's reaction. Fuckin' Priceless.
2005
- Usher's Confessions VMA Performance - the smashed glass, a foolish attempt to ask Chilli back in front of an audience of hundreds of millions... who can forget it?
- DC3's Last Performance - A Medley - At The WMAs - and a standing ovation that lasted minutes, well deserved. One of the best performances we've ever seen. We were standing long before the end. The reason why they're the greatest girl group of all time. In- fucking-credible.
2006
- Mariah's We Belong Together Performance At The Grammys - along with FLy Like A Bird. (again) it's too much, dahlin, too much...
- Queen B's Two Performances - Irreplaceable And Deja Vu - At The WMAs - the first was pure Sasha Fierce looking back, the second pure B, and both sum up all the reasons we love her so much.
2007
- Chris Brown's Kiss Kiss VMA Performance - we loved. Loved. LOVED.
- AK's No One VMA Performance - brilliance. Pure brilliance.
2008
- Coldplay's Vida La Vida VMA Performance - we loved this song, the confetti, the whole thing.
- Pink's So What VMA Performance - the Celine coat, the small explosions, the strut. You know bish was working it like the rent was due tomorrow.
2009
- Queen B's Single Ladies VMA Performance - as if we needed a reminder of the most iconic video of the decade, or the reason why she is the Queen. All you other bitches (with the exception of very few) fall back. You know who you are.
- Gagita's First VMA Performance : Paparazzi - loved it or hated it, you know it cemented her position as the hottest new artist of the year.
- Jay Z's Empire State Of Mind AMAs Performance - we'd have put up the VMAs one, just for his kick-arse entrance alone, but Lil Mama oh-so-memorably ruined it. And we loved this just as much, so here it is...
Now, for next year's Grammys, which you know is gon be craazy. Queen B, Gagita, Taylor Swift, BEP... (all together now) it's too much, dahling, too much...
LYM (said like Mariah)...
60) Run It! - Chris Brown
61) Makes Me Wonder - Maroon Five
62) This Love - Maroon Five
63) She Will Be Loved - Maroon Five
64) Outta Love - Anastacia
65) Stan - Eminem
66) Ghetto Gospel - Tupac ft Elton John
67) Jenny From The Block - JLO
68) I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
69) Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
70) Patience - Take That
71) Rule The World - Take That
72) It's Gonna Be Me - Nsync
73) I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
74) The Call - Backstreet Boys
75) Empire State Of Mind - Jay Z ft Alicia Keys
76) No One - Alicia Keys
77) Fallin - Alicia Keys
78) Be Without You - Mary J Blige
79) Smack That - Akon
80) Locked Up - Akon
81) I Wanna Love You - Akon
82) The Way I Are - Timbaland
83) Who's That Girl - Eve
84) Gold Digger - Kanye West
85) Stronger - Kanye West
86) Through The Wire - Kanye West
87) Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tees
88) 03 Bonnie & Clyde - Jay Z ft Queen B
89) 99 Problems - Jay Z
90) Numb / Encore - Jay Z & Linkin Park
91) Speed Of Sound - Coldplay
92) Vida La Vida - Coldplay
93) Fix You - Coldplay
94) Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
95) Maneater - Nelly Furtado
96) All Good Things - Nelly Furtado
97) Homecoming - Kanye West ft Chris Martin
98) Beautiful Day - U2
99) Bed - J Holiday
100) I Don't Wanna Know - Mario Winans
TBC...
