VERDICT: Cheryl Cole Three Words Album Sampler
Oh, Cheryl.
Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl.
What have you gone and done?
We had thought we were safe from having to hear Cheryl's weak voice anymore when GA practically called it a day, but then news of the (looking back) almost inevitable solo album reached our ears and, a few months later, we found the above lurking on youtube...
To backtrack, though, we heard the alarm bells ringing loud and clear as soon as we listened to the mistake that is Fight For This Love - an alright song (produced by Wayne Wilkins of Sweet Dreams fame, so you know it's not his fault) that was ruined by C.C.'s terrible singing, but could have been a lot better with Britney or even Rihanna (another weak vocalist, thought with a lot more emotion in her voice) on it. But this? You bring us this?
From the samples, Three Words is a weak album, with forgettable lyrics and alright-at-best beats, and autotuned-to-the-high-heavens vocals. We can't even be bothered to come up with creative insults for someone who we love as a presenter, person and X Factor judge, and, we hate to say it, but this has made us love C.C. just that little bit less.
Three Words, huh? The only three words Cheryl should have been hearing is 'just stop now'.
Songs To Skip To: Parachute we suppose, though that isn't saying much...
VERDICT 2.7/10 - W.A.B (Wack At Best). We wouldn't waste our money...
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