Oh, the Noughties. Seems like just yesterday we were on the edge of our seats waiting for the Millennium Bug to strike without mercy, and now here we are ten years later and Bug free.
In order to do justice to the revolutionary decade we've just had, we're going to post up its' most memorable moments, be they tragic, shocking, sickening, surprising or all of the above.
More to be added every day, not in any specific order, you know how this works by now...
1) The Balloon Boy Hoax - honestly, how stupid did they think we were?
2) The Death Of The King Of Pop, MJ, Greatest Entertainer Of All Time (1958-2009) - there are no words
3) Spice Girls Reunion - which we still can't believe we didn't get tickets for. KMT.
4) The First Official Wardrobe Malfunction : Janet & JT At The Superbowl - oh, how we laughed. Car crash television at its finest...
5) Heidi's Shambolic Performance At Miss Universe 2009 - again no words, and our first post (*wipe away tears*). Here's to being Speidi free next decade...
6) The Rhi and Chris Breezy Travesty - the look on our faces when we found out what he did.... shocked and disgusted doesn't even cover it. We couldn't play a CB record for months afterwards...
7) Shock Wedding Of The Decade: MC And Nick Cannon - still, nothing but love for those two. Nothing but love.
8) Our Princess Of Pop Shaving Her Head - and yet, just one and half years later, she's back showing those biatches how it's done. It's Britney, bitch...
9) Britney's 55 Hour Marriage - we woke up to this news. Dear Lord...
10) That Britney And Madonna Kiss - The POP shocking the world and breaking those boundaries once again. Looking back, what was all the fuss about? Anyway, it was all worth it just to see that look on JT's face. Priceless.
11) The Rise Of X-Tina - how shocked were we all on seeing the Diirty vid? And the subsequent nude Maxim pics, girl-on-girl kisses (don't forget, she kissed Madge, too) and falling out of clubs in little more than her underwear... Sigh, we miss you, X-Tina. Oh, well. We have Rhi for all that, now.
12) The Election Of The US' First Black President - Barack Obama - and the subsequent rise of new fashion icon, Michelle Obama. - Iconic, historic and Fab.U.Lous.
13) Cheryl Cole's Solo Career - we love you, C.C., but, really? No, we say. Just, no.
14) Jon & Edward - no words are necessary. As presenters, yes; singers, Hell. NO.
15) The Break Up Of The Greatest And Most Successful Girl Group Of All Time, DC3 - not that we didn't all know it was coming, but still. Say My Name, Say My Name... Come on, girls, at least one reunion? At the O2, of course...
TBC...
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