Sunday, 27 June 2010

VERDICT: Shakira Covers The July Edition Of US Cosmo...

VERDICT: Shakira Covers The July Edition Of US Cosmo...







Oh, Shakira. You know that you're stunning, that we love you and that we canNOT wait for your new LP due out in the fourth quarter.

So you know that this comes from a place of love when we say that we detest that lacy top. There is just nothing right with it. Nothing at all. It isn't so much the material that annoys us so much as the old-lady-doily shape of it.

It's just plain wrong.

And, while we love the windswept hair, we are not checking for how Cosmo has unecessarily photoshopped your already gorgeous face to look like Heidi must in the middle of the night.

It's just...

Sigh

We're just not feeling it. And, just when we thought we'd made VERDICT history with that Leighton Meester cover, we're proven wrong.  


VERDICT: 5.49/10


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